this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
petition for being awake before 10 to be illegal
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
clap your hands if you’re still not over pluto being removed as planet
little Black Widow
little Nick Fury
SAM JACKSON TAKING A SELFIE WITH THE KID AND A NICK FURY ACTION FIGURE I CAN’T
world war 1 was hella bad
Rate My Professor.
Well Starbucks managed to get my name right this time (it was misspelled but I kinda expect that) but they completely fucked up my order. Although I’m drinking it, because I’m too nonconfrontational to ask for a new one, and it’s not actually that bad. Still.
(I’m not actually that mad it’s just funny to me how they keep doing this)
okay but like
if you honestly believe that steve rogers is a person that stands for everything the us government stands for i can’t take you seriously???
just because he’s captain america and he’s patriotic doesn’t mean that he trusts the government, he trusts the…
Hold me tight . Make me remind
bucky and tony hit it off right away, and their internet help session quickly devolves into spirited banter about the importance of a profile picture that results in the three of them spending an entire hour trying to get an acceptable selfie. they post it on twitter and tony hashtags it #welcometotheboyband; pepper and natasha retweet it.
"Well, it’s true! I put my heart in your hands!"
"And it was GROSS, Tony! God.”