[accidentally cares more about tv shows and fictional characters than education and academic success]
Reasons why I love chem lab: my professor literally said the sentence “gamma radiation is overrated” today.
Reasons why I hate chem lab: I’m struggling to get above a c- because of petty grading bullshit like taking .25 off FOR PHOTOCOPYING A PAGE UPSIDEDOWN. Like…I’ll put up with bad grades if it’s a mistake that getting points off on will help me learn. But I literally just am terrible at photocopying and didn’t want to waste more ink by redoing the page. I don’t even care if it’s not that big of a deduction—it’s still stupid and it’s honestly one of the many things that has made me HATE lab this semester and made me consider switching majors. Things like that add up, and the class is hard enough to begin with. I don’t need any more points taken off.
If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic
no but seriously imagine it this way
a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object
you must be fun at parties
im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me