Well I’ve made it a month without getting bored and going on tumblr, which for me is incredible. That said, I have access to a computer at work and don’t particularly feel like working on this skull right now, so here I am.

ITALIAN BEEF IS NOT SOMETHING THAT EXISTS EVERYWHERE
WHAT
I WAS NOT AWARE THAT WAS A CHICAGO THING

puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

stanthewintersoldier:

id like to thank hugh jackmans ass for making a guest appearence in xmen

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

Erik! You stop being a terrorist and come back home and help me raise our 500 children
First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants

godfrapp:

Does anyone else go on Wikipedia to look something up and then click on a bunch of random links and then half an hour later you’re 10 articles deep into the inner workings of Vietnamese politics

v0lus:

ive probably told this story before but when my mum n dad were in the navy they had a mutual friend called jonathan stains but it was the navy so his name was seaman stains. he also got reprimanded a lot. one time it was for getting a tattoo along the outer side of his right hand that said “fuck you” so every time he saluted his co it would say fuck you. many stories have been told of seaman stains

stopirwin:

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

hammandbuble:

stellajoe-art:

Seb: Chris? Are you Sleeping???

whitehouse:

"With a kind word and a strong embrace, she had the ability to remind us that we are all God’s children; that we all have something to offer. And while Maya’s day may be done, we take comfort in knowing that her song will continue, ‘flung up to heaven’ – and we celebrate the dawn that Maya Angelou helped bring."

— President Obama on the passing of Maya Angelou.

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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